Woe is the recent college graduate.

Posted in In the news, Musings on February 7, 2010 by J. James

Stating the obvious, what a terrible time to graduate college. As I’ve said many times, probably to the point of annoyance to my friends at the bar, I never expected that I wouldn’t get a full-time teaching position my first year out of college. I have learned a valuable life lesson though: reality isn’t too interested in our plans. I’m so far from where I expected to be at this point in my life, it’s almost comical. Times are tough for everyone though and I am fortunate enough to have a steady substitute teaching job – but goodness, living month to month just to pay the bills is no way to live.

The difficulty of the job search has been a remarkable blow to the ego. As the job hunt begins to heat up again (hopefully this time with better results), it’s disheartening to know how much of a challenge it is going to be for me to even get an interview. Just seeing “At least two years of teaching experience required” on so many of the job postings is enough to get my blood boiling. A solid resume and graduating magna cum laude only matter so much when the pool of potential employees is filled with thousands of people who have what is valued the most: experience.

It also doesn’t do much for the spirits to read a newspaper article examining this very problem either. Below is an excerpt from the article in a Georgia newspaper that rings true all around the United States.

“No one has money to hire staff, so they’re cutting back and really trying to hold the line,” said Tim Callahan, a spokesman for the Professional Association of Georgia Educators.

Officials also say that long-time teachers worried about their financial security are postponing retirement. …

“There just aren’t enough jobs for those kids (college graduates) in a regular school system these days,” [Columbia County HR director] Wright said. “We’re a school system that prides itself on finding good, young teachers and growing them into great teachers, but that’s just not the way the world works right now.”

Wright expects about 50 educators to retire, which is about 30 less than in a typical year. About the same number retired last year.

The only jobs that seem plentiful now are for high school math and special education teachers, he said. …

[T]he school system increased maximum class sizes and eliminated more than 100 positions, including about 70 teaching positions, last year.

Those cuts saved the system about $2 million, Nagle said. Should legislators again raise class sizes, Nagle said, he likely will base his budget projections – and teacher hires – on those maximum levels.

“It’s an employer’s market,” Wright said. “A few years ago, it was definitely a teachers’ market.”

Hell, even South Carolina, which used to be a “sure thing” for recent college graduates looking for a low-paying entry teaching job is far from a sure thing anymore:

After a 50 percent drop in new hires throughout South Carolina last year, human resources directors aren’t sure what they’ll be able to offer new graduates next school year.

Last year, the state had 3,619 new hires, down from 7,159 the previous year, according to the Center for Educator Recruitment and Retention, housed at Winthrop University.

Only 1,180 of the new hires were new graduates.

Yikes.

Look, I get it. Life is tough. Adversity builds characters. Deal with it. And I am. I don’t think that the world owes me a damn thing. I just wish I hadn’t been so ill-prepared for the shock – or perhaps so arrogant to think that I’d walk right into a job. Had I known then what I know now, I would have gone straight on to graduate school (maybe even still subbing a few times a week), rather than go on with what will amount to a waste of a year, besides maybe the time it affords me to work on my writing.

So it goes. Now, the job hunting continues.

The Legend of Geneva Marsh

Posted in Musings on February 2, 2010 by J. James

Recently, I was out at the bar with a few friends and, as usual, our discussions took tangent after tangent until somehow we ended up discussing the giant swamp that one must cross when traveling south on Interstate 79 past Meadville.

“I’m honestly not afraid of much,” I said, “Terrorists, death, snakes – they don’t bug me, but Geneva Swamp freaks me out. There is no amount of money you could pay me to try to swim across that.”

Most of us agreed: driving over the giant marsh was unsettling, maybe mostly because of the legends that surround the eerie, mysterious body of water. This lead to a discussion on perhaps creating a low-budget documentary about the swamp and the myths surrounding it, interviewing longtime locals, fishermen, and state game officers, climaxing with my attempt at canoeing across the swamp solo, facing my fears once and for all. Of course, I wholeheartedly jumped aboard at the idea. First though, I’d have to do some research.

Officially recognized as Conneaut Marsh, but better known to the general public as the Geneva Marsh or Geneva Swamp, I soon discovered that very little seems to actually be known about what is the largest marsh in all of Pennsylvania – or at least there is very little recorded. A quick Google search of all these names comes up with next to nothing. There are a few photos, some directions, and hunters and fishermen talking about their luck there, but other than that, there is not much description of or facts about the marsh itself. I couldn’t even find a simple number verifying the depth of the marsh.

Maybe that just means the legends are true. Growing up, we’d pass over the mysterious swamp on our way to Pirates games or to Grove City for school shopping and we’d always gaze out the windows with equal wonder and fright. As the story went, when the bridge was being built, an escavator – or depending on who tells the story, maybe a crane or a bulldozer – slipped into the swamp and sank, never to be pulled out… or even found. Rumor has that the bridge is floating, because when they built it in the 1960s, the construction workers could never find the bottom – and although I could find nothing to confirm this, I did dig up a local newspaper article that says some of the steel pilings used to hold up the bridge at 200-feet deep. There’s another story about a floating train bridge that used to cross the swamp and a locomotive was parked there one night. When the workers came back in the morning though, it had disappeared. Vanished. Gone. Never to be found again – and they say that it tipped over in the night and fell in.

True or not, I could find no confirmation either way online. This is what I did learn though.

The marsh ranges between a half-mile and a mile wide and slightly over twelve miles long. It’s inhabinats include the endangared venomous Eastern massasauga rattlesnake, the bowfin (which can grow to as large as five feet long), and it is one of the largest havens for Bald Eagles in all of Pennsylvania. It is a popular area for fishermen. Canoes are really the only type of boat able to go out in the marsh. That’s all I’ve got.

And now I’m curious. I can’t live another year without knowing the truth. As soon as it warms up and the snow melts, I’ll be heading to the swamp, camera in hand, to face my fears and tame the beast once and for all.

The Ruins of Cambridge Springs

Posted in Life, Musings on January 31, 2010 by J. James

It’s easy to take the town in which you grew up for granted. Whether your home is the Big Apple, near the pristine beaches of the Florida Keys, or a small rural town like the one that I grew up in, others will visit your old stomping ground amazed by all that is has to offer, while you are left wondering what in the world it is that they are seeing that you don’t.

In my case, that town was Cambridge Springs, Pennsylvania, a conservative podunk town of barely over two-thousand that is situated one half of an hour south of that state’s third largest city, Erie. Most everyone that grows up in the time knows hears of the history: back a hundred or so years ago, there were mineral springs that people thought could heal whatever ailed them, a lot of people visited, there were a bunch of huge hotels, people realized the mineral springs didn’t heal them, the biggest and most prominent hotel burnt down, and with it, the once prosperous and popular tourist town dried up, right along with the springs.

That’s the short story that the townies know and are constantly reminded every time that they pass one of the only remaining remnants of that bygone era, The Riverside Inn, a charming place that locals rarely visit but attracts thousands of visitors each summer and gives sixteen year olds a place to work within walking distance. It’s no surprise that I worked there myself, both in high school running the buffet line in the dining room, and then again as a waiter when I moved back to the area at age twenty to help pay my way through college.

Locals – and even I’m a bit guilty of this – don’t seem to really recognize how amazing it is to have a place like The Riverside Inn in their town, a living, breathing reminder that reflects back to a time when there were over forty hotels in the town, when the sitting President of the United States visited to dedicate the town’s college, when a woman who’d become a leading teacher of the Bahá’í faith grew up on a local farm and went to the school, when the World Chess Tournament took place in the town. There’s even a widely known chess strategy aptly named the Cambridge Springs Defense. To most who grew up there, the inn is just a big old building that has always been there, a place to take photographs at before prom or where a family friend might have their wedding reception.

There was a time before the previous owners Mike and Marie Halliday bought it in the mid-80s when the inn was in shambles, almost to the point of being condemned, and the only purpose it served at the time was a dormitory for the local college (a college that has since become a female penitentiary). Besides the significant boost to the local economy, the inn has so much more value. If you can get past some of the tacky 1970s furniture scattered throughout, you can treat yourself to what is essentially a museum unlike any other in the area. Original photographs, maps, clothing, and artifacts are all over the inn, and you’ll see photos reminding you of a time when the inn held a two-floor casino (now converted into a ballroom and dinner theater), a bowling alley, creek access for boats and canoes, and a long boardwalk that lead directly to a spring house.

A few months back, before the winter hit, I visited the remains of the spring house, which burnt down sometime in the 1970s. The boardwalk leading from the inn to the spring house was washed away decades ago, so to access it, one must pull over near the intersection of route 19 and Miller Station Road, then make the way through the overgrown grass – which I managed just fine. I explored the ruins, where the marks of the burning still remain, broken beer bottles and graffiti are abundant, and weeds threaten to completely consume the once prominent spring house. Immediately below is an old photo of the quarter-mile boardwalk that once lead to the spring house, and the rest are a few of the photos that I snapped while exploring the ruins:

If I one day become financially successful in the literary world (or another venture), I’d hope to someday provide the funds to have the boardwalk and spring house rebuilt, perhaps having it turned into a classy Victorian-style bar, where couples staying at the hotel or people from around the area looking for something nice to do can walk across the dimly-lit boardwalk on a warm summer night and order glasses of wine to take out and enjoy under the night sky. Sure, it may not be a big money maker and my vision is a little classier than the town might suggest, but it’d be a great complement to the inn and I think it’d be a go-to place for romantic lovers in the surrounding area. But I digress.

Even though the healing power of the springs was eventually discovered to be completely false – and regardless, the springs would soon dry up anyway – I often wonder what Cambridge Springs would have been like had the Rider Hotel never burnt down in the 1930s. Built by William D. Rider, perhaps out of prideful spite after losing out on his portion of the Riverside Inn, his goal was to create the greatest hotel between Chicago and New York City, especially since the town was literally the halfway point between the two cities by rail. By most accounts, he succeeded and the hotel was absurdly popular with travelers and tourists, large in part due to Rider’s uncanny ability to publicize and promote. The hotel dwarfed the Riverside Inn, standing seven stories, covering five acres, and among much more, had a theater for five-hundred, a bowling alley, an indoor swimming pool, two gyms, a gigantic sunroom, a roof garden (where it was said on a clear day, you could see Lake Erie), and its own 9-hole golf course.

Were it still standing today, I’m convinced that the drawing power of the hotel would be remarkable and the town I grew up would not exist as it is today. What a strange history the town holds though. There was the self-described “hobo writer,” Leon Ray Livingston, arguably the most famous hobo in American history (note: “hobo” by definition is not simply a homeless person, but a “migrant worker” who travels from place to place, commonly by freight train, working whatever job he or she can find), known by historians as King of the Hobos for his writing of various books on the hobo lifestyle and perfecting the “hobo symbols system.” He spent his life traveling the U.S. for thirty years due to an irrepressible urge despite his wealth, sometimes palling around with writer Jack London, and he’d write about his journeys and life in an attempt to convince young people (including London) not to follow the same path that he had – but his plan backfired, romanticizing the hobo lifestyle and making him a folk hero, of sorts.

Much of his time was spent in Cambridge Springs, which he called his “headquarters.” I’ve been asked about him a dozen or so times while working at the Riverside, because legend has it that he is buried in Cambridge Springs. A little research and it seems that he might actually buried in Millcreek Township, right outside of Erie. Strangely though, in 1894, he did purchase a tombstone in a Cambridge Springs cemetery with money he won, although I’m not clear on why he did this or where exactly this is located. He did once say of the tombstone purchase (of which he himself etched “A-No.1 at Rest at Last”): “Do you know the call to wander is so irresistible that often on a dark and rainy night I find myself walking about a railroad yard looking for a chance to move on? You would not believe me, yet it is a fact that I realize that my end will be the same as that of 90 percent of all tramps – an accident. This is why I have at least provided for a decent burial.”. As to why I bring him up, besides the fact that he was just a fascinating individual, Livingston described Cambridge Springs in the first chapter of one of his books and it gives one a sense of what the town was like then and even a bit today:

Set like a royal jewel amid the foothills of the Alleghenies where the latter cross Northwestern Pennsylvania towards the waters of Lake Erie, is idyllic Cambridge Springs. Not only have its grand scenic environs given to this town of lesser dimensions a land wide reputation as a most charming summer resort, but the medicinal properties of its numberless gushing springs have so added to its fame, until annually thousands of people in need of health and recreation make a pilgrimage to this “Carlsbad of America,” filling to capacity the spacious hotels bordering its maple-shaded avenues. Because of its convenient railroad location, I had made my headquarters for many years at delightful Cambridge Springs. Driven by the weird promptings of the Wanderlust hither and thither about the globe, time and again when the almost incredible hazards of the Wander Path had brought me dangerously close to the verge of a mental and physical collapse, I hastened back to Cambridge Springs, there to find a brief respite from the hardships of the Road. That I had chosen Cambridge Springs as my headquarters, quickly became common knowledge to the Brethren of the Road, with the result that the otherwise rather aristocratic health resort soon became a veritable “Mecca” to chronic hoboes. From every train chancing to stop at Cambridge Springs, Sons of Unrest dropped singly, in pairs, and at times even in squadrons, and when told that I was in town, hurried to Mrs. Cunningham’s boarding house where I always lodged when “at home,” there either to renew old friendships, make my acquaintance or a financial touch, which latter reason was the most frequent object of their visits, and which assistance was refused to none, until impudent and intoxicated scoundrels put a limit to my benevolence. … As it is the bane of every small burg, so in Cambridge Springs, everybody knows every other body’s business, and as I had been duly advised of Mrs. Cunningham’s personal history, I made it a point to give my patronage exclusively to her boarding house. But a man’s reputation hangs to his heels like a shadow, and soon some local busybody had acquainted Mrs. Cunningham with her new boarder’s antecedents, with the result that she came to interrogate me concerning the existence her son had led prior to his death, and which to her, as to so many others who see but never investigate the doings of the hoboes, was a sealed book.

Cambridge Springs was a fine place to grow up as it was though – with so little going on, it forced me to use my imagination, and boy, did I ever. Parents send kids out to play all day without any worry… although maybe they should have been worried about me, with the combination of little to do in town and my daredevil antics mixed with very little fear of pain or death, I’m still trying to figure out how I survived my childhood or came out relatively unscathed. It’s the kind of town though where families leave for the day and don’t bother locking their doors, where “My child is an honor role student at Cambridge Springs Elementary” bumper stickers decorate vans, and you can’t go to the grocery store without knowing every single person you see there. Today, it’s a small town like every other small town in America, but a town with a rather remarkable history and plenty of prominent people peppered throughout.

Mel Townley comes to mind. After moving back from Florida and going back to the Riverside to make some money, I came to know Mel Townley as well as anyone in the town could. Every town has one: the eccentric, strange old man who spends his days walking around town and nobody really knows much about him. Mel came in for breakfast on a daily basis, tipped a dollar every time, and frankly, I would groan every time he came in, because it would be early in the morning and boy, did he love to ramble on. There was a joke amongst the serving staff about Mel’s friend he brought with him, since he would sit in the corner table and often carry on a conversation with himself. I had many conversations with the man though, as he took a particular liking to me and a few of the other waiters, perhaps because I was one of the few that would patiently listen to his stories and nod my head.

He spent every winter away from the horrid winters of Cambridge Springs – often Hawaii, because he enjoyed the beaches and the weather and he would usually stay on the beaches in a tent, riding his bicycle around the island, and, as I imagined, talking the ears off of many of the locals. I knew that Mel was wealthy, but I never knew how wealthy or where he came into such money. He didn’t own a home and often spent the summer’s staying either in the little trolley station downtown that he owned and painted in or at the bed and breakfast that my friend’s parents owned. He spent most of his days reading, riding around on his bicycle, and painting. He invited me into the trolley station once, which was scattered with dozens of his paintings, and he had talent and I noted how well kept the inside of the station was, which was surprising, as it was built in 1903 and hadn’t been used for much of anything in decades.

In our conversations, he talked of his travels all over the world, which did pique my interest, and I knew that he spoke several languages, he had been in the military at some point, had never been married (he was, in fact, homosexual), but I was never able to get out of him what it was that he had actually done career-wise and he’d often switch the subject over to me, ask me questions, and prod at me to make sure I knew that there was nothing more important in life than seeing the world, which I wasn’t in disagreement over. The final time that I saw Mel was shortly before the Riverside closed up for the winter. He had told me that he’d be going to Panama for the winter, as Hawaii had become boring. When the inn opened up again in the spring, Mel did not show up. I no longer saw him riding his bicycle around town. Nobody seemed to have any idea and it wasn’t until months later when his obituary was in the paper that we learned he had been put a home for his final months and he died without much of anyone around – and this is when I found out about the amazing life that Mel lead:

An Erie native, Townley graduated from Penn State University in 1952, receiving a bachelor of arts degree in liberal arts. After serving in the U.S. Army for two years during the Korean War, stationed in the Rhine/Pfaltz area of Germany, he remained in western Europe to study for several years. He never married.

After serving as curator at the Natural History Museum of the Smithsonian Institute in Washington for 23 years, he retired, spending several winters in the Hawaiian Islands and summers in Cambridge Springs. “He came back about 10 years ago — maybe nine,” Higham recalled, noting that Townley used the trolley depot as a studio, leaving countless paintings behind. “He had eclectic interests — and he was a real slow talker,” Higham recalled. “He was obviously very, very bright.”

I was floored. The man who I simply thought had lost his marbles had lived quite the remarkable life. Had I known this about him, I would have prodded him to talk for hours, but instead, I thought of him as little more than an annoyance and a poor tipper, a sentiment which made me feel guilty enough as it was. He may have been one of the strangest men that I ever met, but there was a brilliant mind there that I wished I had made an effort to explore a little more. As for his assets, with no children or close family, he left all of his money and the trolley station to the Crawford County Historical Society. Pretty cool.

Good ol’ Cambridge Springs.

The world-famous town that once had so much is now little more than a blip on the radar. Blink and you’ll drive right through it, never knowing the rich history or the stories surrounding it. The days when there were so many hotels and tourists, a movie theater and opera house, and an amusement park with a working rollercoaster are long gone. Cambridge Springers now drink at the handful of dive bars, go to one of the seven churches, join the bowling league or volunteer fire department, talk about high school sports, and look forward to the annual town festival located at the park next to the creek for some cheap, thrill-less rides and bingo . Local businesses continue to struggle (and some, like the longstanding Crossbow, even go under). The sense of history is always lingering and most residents recognize it, but the indifference remains. Live in the town today, and there is a general aura of discontent with the way things are, but still comfort and routine – wake up, go to work, do what you have to do to get by, sleep. Most live rather unremarkable lives – but I think most are just fine with that.

Just remember, history surrounds us and oftentimes, it can surprise us. Take a look at where you grew up or where you live now. Really take a look. Maybe you’ll finally see that something about your town that always left those outsiders so fascinated.

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RIP J.D.

Posted in Literature, Quote on January 29, 2010 by J. James

She knocked me out. I mean it. I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.

-The Catcher in the Rye

Posted in Literature, Quote on January 27, 2010 by J. James

“What I’m trying to tell you is that there are men who are possessed by an urge so strong to do some particular thing that they can’t help themselves, they’ve got to do it. They’re prepared to sacrifice everything to satisfy their yearning.”

- The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham

What’s with all the Favre trash talk I am hearing?

Posted in Musings, Pop Culture on January 25, 2010 by J. James

Did Brett Favre make a poor decision with what could be his last pass as an NFL quarterback? Certainly. It was an unseasoned rookie mistake. But why are people saying that Favre lost the game for them?

Hell, Favre was the reason they were in the game in the first place. Why is nobody talking about the twelfth man that was in the huddle the play before his interception, forcing the Vikings out of field goal range and putting them in the position to have to put the ball in the air? Why is nobody talking about Adrian Peterson’s [predictable] three fumbles, two of which were lost? Yet, it was Favre that kept them in the game, gunslinging his way through the game with his 310 yards, looking well under his age of 40. He may not have made it to the biggest game of the year, but he was close, and he looked damn good doing it. I mean, jeez louise, just look at this guy’s regular season stats this year:

33 TDS
7 INT
4,202 YDS
107.2 QB RTG

Do I think Favre should come back? Yes. Or at least the die-hard football fan in me wants him to. If he doesn’t though, the last throw of his career doesn’t tarnish what is one of the most amazing quarterback careers ever. At 40, it’s not clear how much more his body can take if he wants to still be able to walk twenty years from now, so I understand if he decides to throw in the towel – but if he does decide to come back, I’m looking forward to another great season from the man.

Who needs food and water when you have hope?

Posted in Musings, Religion on January 22, 2010 by J. James

The entire world has witnessed the tragedy that has befallen Haiti. There are early estimates that the death toll may exceed 100,000 – and even if that isn’t the case, the devastation is still catastrophic. Despite the violence and looting that is taking place in the country, it is warming to see the international community and organizations coming together to do their best to provide aid and relief. In much of the country, fresh food is a near impossibility to get a hold of, as is fresh water. People are actually breaking open water lines so they can fill buckets with fresh water to keep them alive and hydrated. Even as people around the word donate money and bottled water and canned foods, the demand is just far too great.

There is one organization that decided to take some serious action in this time of suffering and pain though. They are sending Haitians exactly what they need more than anything: Bibles – and not just any Bibles, but the audio Bibles known as the Proclaimer, which are solar powered and can run up to fifteen hours before needing recharged. Despite the fact that gifts, by definition, do not cost money and they carry a price tag, the Proclaimer is, according to the website, “a gift from God” in which “inspiration for it came during three days of fasting and prayer.” Wow! Best of all, they have these in their native language of Haitian Creole. Who needs food and water when they can have the salvation of Jesus Christ?

They are doing this as their little way of “providing faith, hope and love through God’s Word in audio”. Oh, what’s that you say? Jesus’s salvation isn’t very filling? Well, know that after you die your long and painful death of starvation or malnutrition, there will be plenty of water and food waiting for you at the pearly gates. I also hear that they have some great recreational shuffleboard.

Or, we could just face reality. These people are morons. The Haitians don’t need audio versions of the Bible. These people need food. They need water. They need medical assistance. They need shelter. Besides the fact that these Christians are preying on the emotionally unstable (which should be an international crime), the amount of money being spent on these must be unbelievably high. 600 have already been sent and they are aiming for a total of 3,000. The company’s official website does not list the price of the audio Bible in Haitian Creole, so I called to inquire, but unfortunately they were closed and I received only a brief audio message talking about the hope that Jesus can bring me, when the only hope I had was that somebody could give me a damn price on one of these useless machines.

With that said, if this money that was being completely wasted was spent elsewhere (and I’m going to take a wild guess that one of these around in the $40-50 range, so do you can do the math) it would certainly assist hundreds, if not thousands, of desperate Haitians. Unfortunately, these religious whackjobs are too busy being promoting their religious beliefs. Or maybe, just maybe I am wrong and these will provide the Haitians with exactly what the FCBH website says: “God’s Word can demonstrate that God understands their situation and has not forgotten them.”

Right.

Top Ten Movies of 2009

Posted in Lists, Pop Culture on January 16, 2010 by J. James

Since people have been bugging me about it, I’ve finally come up with my top ten movies from last year. Keep in mind, I haven’t watched everything that I’ve wanted to watch, namely the foreign and very limited release movies that don’t make it to my market, but alas, I figured I’d do it now while I had some time on my hands. It may change in the future, but as for my top six, I feel very strongly about those.

As always, feel free to post yours in the comments.


10. Funny People



9. An Education



8. Where the Wild Things Are



7. The Road



6. Ink


*note: You can watch this low-budget gem in its entirety on Hulu.


5. A Serious Man



4. Moon



3. (500) Days of Summer



2. Up in the Air



1. Inglourious Basterds


Honorable Mentions: World’s Greatest Dad, The Men Who Stare At Goats, District 9, The Hangover, Sherlock Holmes, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Big Fan

Still Need to Watch: Fisk Tank, Precious, Crazy Heart, A Single Man, The Hurt Locker, The Girlfriend Experience

Astute Observation of the Moment #10

Posted in Observation, Quote on January 14, 2010 by J. James

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Posted in Music, Video on January 11, 2010 by J. James

These guys are my favorite new band of the moment. Their sound is indescribable, but every song of theirs is deliciously addicting. Below is the video for what is easily my favorite of the lot, “Home,” but also be sure to check out “40 Day Dream,” “Kisses of Babylon,” and “Desert Song.” I cannot get enough of these folks. Enjoy!

WARNING: HIGH CONCENTRATION OF HIPPIES. IF OFFENDED, JUST LOOK AWAY AND JUST LISTEN.

The Films of the Decade

Posted in Lists, Pop Culture on January 10, 2010 by J. James

Since everyone else is doing it and I always fall victim to peer pressure, I’ve decided to grace the public with my favorite films of the decade. Knowing the influence that my voice has in the world and on the elite film critic circles, I took this endeavor with the utmost seriousness. In the past months, I quit my job and retreated into complete solitude in order to spend countless hours watching films, scientifically analyzing them, and drinking copious amounts of alcohol to come up with this highly desired list. It is by no means flawless – on any given day, I could produce a much different list depending on my mood – but after careful consideration, I have come up with what I consider to be the definitive eleven films of the past decade. Some may be surprising, some not so surprising, but they are all movies that have stayed with me long after I’ve watched them and movies that after numerous viewings have had the same (if not more) impact on me as the very first time that I watched them. Enjoy.

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The most mind-blowing place in the world?

Posted in Musings, Video on January 7, 2010 by J. James

Sweet baby Jesus. Zimbabwe has its fair share of problems. The average life expectancy for a male is 37 years old, large in part due to the out of control spread of HIV. The diamond trade is violent and corrupt. There has been hyperinflation and a major food shortage. The government is in shambles. Yet, in the midst of all of this violence and death lies perhaps the most beautiful place in the world: Victoria Falls (picture above).

It has always been a place that I have wanted to visit, but after what I just discovered, I think there is no place in the world I would rather visit, because this is mind blowing. Read about this feature of the falls, courtesy of Wikipedia:

A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil’s Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.

It’s surreal. This waterfall is 360 feet high and falls directly into a massive gorge. Comparatively, Niagara Falls is only 167 feet at its highest point. Mindblowing. Looking at the water, it must take one hell of a leap of faith to jump in there and let the current take you all of the way to the edge. If the photo doesn’t do it for you, check out these videos below. Consider this is a new personal goal.

Happy new year and stuff.

Posted in Life on January 7, 2010 by J. James

Another year has come and gone. 2010 (is it “two-thousand ten” or “twenty ten” anyway? I’m thinking the latter is going to win that battle, even if I constantly pronounce it the other way) is upon us and despite my childhood hopes, I am not traveling around in my flying car or hanging around Presque Isle on my hoverboard during the summers. Which is unfortunate.

As far as I remember, I’ve never made any New Years resolutions and I don’t plan on starting this year. I resolve to do something when I feel it is necessary, such as today when I made a resolution to swing by the gas station, because my car’s tank was nearing empty. Problem. Resolution. Solution. I find it unnecessary and discouraging to have to wait for the digits that I write on my personal checks to change before I resolve to do something to improve myself or my situation. Resolutions do nothing but crowd by gym for the first three months out of the year. Add in the fact that rezzies (I’m coining that term) are too ignorant of gym etiquette to clean their sweat off the seat of the butterfly machine and I’m downright bitter about the whole resolution tradition. Hey, middle-agers, your butt isn’t going to get any smaller, no matter how long you work out on that elliptical. It’s called getting old. Take it with grace.

Time is traveling faster than I can keep up with it, the weather is awful but usual for this time of year, my lack of snow tires may be the death of me, and my life is currently both unremarkable and enjoyable. My loins ache for the rest of it, but I understand that life doesn’t necessarily submit to our plans and the rest of the world will still be there when I get around to it – so it’s time to just relax and enjoy this while I can. No, it’s true, bills don’t pay themselves, but that doesn’t mean I’ve given up trying to find out how to make it so. In the meantime, I’ll have to be comfortable with the idea of finding another job to help pay on the bills. I can get by without it, but by my logic, if I’m at a job and making money, then I’m not spending it.

I’m so two-thousand and late, but I have a Droid Eris now and wonder how I lived in the dark ages of mid-decade flip-phonery for so long. As much as I hate myself for it, my dependency grows each day. Give me a few weeks and I’m sure I’ll be blogging from it.

But no, I won’t be getting a Twitter.

“If I ever acquire wisdom I suppose I shall be wise enough to know what to do with it.”

Posted in Literature, Quote on December 30, 2009 by J. James

“I couldn’t believe. I wanted to believe, but I couldn’t believe in a God who wasn’t better than the ordinary decent man. The monks told me that God had created the world for his glorification. That didn’t seem to me a very worthy object. Did Beethoven create his symphonies for his glorification? I don’t believe it. I believe he created them because the music in his soul demanded expression and then all he tried to do was make them as perfect as he knew how. I used to listen to the monks repeating the Lord’s Prayer; I wondered how they could continue to pray without misgiving their heavenly father to give them their daily bread. Do children beseech their earthly father to give them sustenance? They expect him to do it, they neither feel gratitude to him for doing so nor need to, and we have only blame for a man who brings children into the world that he can’t or won’t provide for. It seemed to me that if an omnipotent creator was not prepared to provide his creatures with the necessities, material and spirital, of existence he’d have done better not to create them. …

We didn’t think much in the air corps of a fellow who wangled a cushy job out of his C.O. by buttering him up. It was hard for me to believe that God thought much of a man who tried to wrangle salvation by fulsome flattery. I should have thought the worship most pleasing to him was to do your best according to your lights. …

If an all-good and all-powerful God created the world, why did he create evil? The monks said, so that man by conquering the wickedness in him, by resisting temptation, by accepting pain and sorrow and misfortune as the trials sent by God to purify him, might at long last be made worthy to receive his grace. It seemed to me like sending a fellow with a message to some place and just to make it harder for him you constructed a maze that he had to get through, then dug a moat that he had to swim and finally built a wall that he had to scale. I wasn’t prepared to believe in an all-wise God who hadn’t common sense.”

- The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham

Top Ten Books I Read in 2009

Posted in Lists, Literature on December 18, 2009 by J. James

Besides the four months of student teaching last spring, where my pleasure reading amounted to about 3 or 4 pages (even the audiobooks I listened to in my car were class material-related… in hindsight, maybe I was a bit obsessive), I managed to read quite a few books this year. My list of favorite books that I read over its course is a bit more diverse than last year, managing to mix the must-read classics with high political fantasy, modern pop lit, and even a non-fiction argument against the existence of god, a book that convincingly goes so far to say that belief in a personal god qualifies as a delusion.

As always, feel free to recommend me any books to add to my ever-amassing collection of “must reads” that are piling up next to my already full bookshelf. If only I could be like Larry in The Razor’s Edge, loafing around for years in exotic countries reading for ten hours a day, maybe I would be able to get through them all within a couple of years.

Don’t forget to check out last year’s list also. Like I mentioned, it’s not quite as diverse, with Cormac McCarthy making the list an unprecedented four times.

10. This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Quotable: I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.

9. American Rust by Phillipp Meyer
Quotable: Maybe all people with minds like Isaac’s were the same. She knew he would make a much larger contribution than she ever would – he cared only about things much bigger than his own life. Ideas, truths, the reasons things were. As if he himself, his own existence, was somehow incidental.

8. Rabbit Redux by John Updike
Quotable: Thirty-six years old and he knows less than when he started. With the difference that now he knows how little he’ll always know.

7. Travels with Charley: In Search of America by John Steinbeck
Quotable: I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.

6. A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire #1) by George R. R. Martin
Quotable: “Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?” / “That is the only time a man can be brave.”

5. The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
Quotable: This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.

4. The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Quotable: We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

3. Everyman by Philip Roth
Quotable: Terrifying encounters with the end? I’m thirty-four! Worry about oblivion, he told himself, when you’re seventy-five! The remote future will be time enough to anguish over the ultimate catastrophe!

2. The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
Quotable: “And after that? What are you going to do with all this wisdom?” / “If I ever acquire wisdom I suppose I shall be wise enough to know what to do with it.”

1. The Moviegoer by Walker Percy
Quotable: Never, never will I understand men who throw over everything for some woman. The trick, the joy of it, is to prosper on all fronts, enlist money in the service of love and love in the service of money. As long as I am getting rich, I feel that all is well.

Top Ten Albums of 2009

Posted in Music on December 15, 2009 by J. James

You may remember last year, I compiled a list of the best albums of 2008. This year, I decided to waste more of my precious time to compile a list of my favorite albums of 2009. It was another strong year for music and with so many choices, I had to go with my gut on these. Depending on the day and my mood, this list could have easily turned out much different, but I think these are the albums that will undoubtably be on my playlist for years to come.

If you feel I’ve overlooked an album from this year that is dear to you, perhaps I never had the chance to listen to it. Comment below and share your refined taste in music with the world. Enjoy. Rock on.

The List

10. Muse – The Resistance
Notable songs: “Uprising,” “Resistance”

9. Doves – Kingdom Of Rust
Notable songs: “Kingdom of Rust”, “Jetstream”

8. Beirut – March Of The Zapotec
Notable songs: “My Night with the Prostitute From Marseille,” “My Wife, Lost in the Wild”

7. Wolfmother – Cosmic Egg
Notable songs: “Caroline,” “Violence of the Sun”

6. Them Crooked Vultures – Them Crooked Vultures
Notable songs: “Scumbag Blues,” “Spinning In Daffodils”

5. Sunset Rubdown – Dragonslayer
Notable songs: “Apollo And The Buffalo And Anna Anna Anna Oh!,” “Black Swan”

4. White Lies – To Lose My Life
Notable songs: “E.S.T.,” “Death”

3. The Appleseed Cast – Sagarmatha
Notable songs: “The Summer Before,” “As The Little Things Go”

2. White Rabbits – It’s Frightening
Notable songs: “Percussion Gun,” “Rudie Fails”

1. Silversun Pickups – Swoon
Notable songs: “Growing Old is Getting Old,” “Substitution”

Honorable Mentions
Editors – In This Light And On This Evening
Kasabian – West Rider Pauper Lunatic Asylum
Grand Archives – Keep In Mind Frankenstein
Regina Spektor – Far
Matt and Kim – Grand
Dirty Projectors – Bitte Orca
Grizzly Bear – Veckatimest
Norah Jones – The Fall
The Antlers – Hospice
The Temper Trap – Conditions
Wilco – Wilco

“Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.”

Posted in Life on December 14, 2009 by J. James

Between teaching and waitering, I worked over seventy hours two weeks ago, sixty-five hours this past week, and doing the math, it looks like I am going to be putting in another seventy hour work week. This isn’t a complaint. I’ve been enjoying myself. I’m just trying to figure out when I developed a work ethic. It’s unfortunate though that Ben Roethlisberger makes in one minute on the football field what I made in those 138 hours these past two weeks. So it goes.

When You Were Young

Posted in Life on December 7, 2009 by J. James

If I had the ability to be embarrassed, there would probably be some internal sensor warning me not to post this, but I have no shame. I find what I’m about to share to be not embarrassing, but a hilarious look into the mind of a young hormonal teenager boy – that boy being me, of course.

It was seventh grade and we were to write in our journal as a bellringer at the beginning of our class each day. While just about every other entry contains some reference to eating chicken wings, particularly Bambino’s or Quaker Steak chicken wings (I was a tad obsessed, which I suppose is why I still eat chicken wings once or twice a week as an adult and even blog about them), some of what I wrote wasn’t nonsense and pretty insightful for a thirteen year old. I wrote about life. Or women. Or about how cool I thought I was. Which I was. Right?

One thing that particularly stuck out: my handwriting was atrocious at thirteen years old. Absolutely dreadful. Maybe it was mostly because I was in a hurry to get the entry done so I could stare at the ceiling and think of saving girls from invading space aliens, but now I’ll remember to be a little more lenient on the handwriting of all my future students.

These were simpler times though, when my only worries were the weekends, friends, girls, basketball, and how I was going to pay for the next dozen chicken wings I was going to eat. After glancing it over, I’m reminded how girl crazy I was as a kid (which maybe explains the way I am today, it’s just that then I wasn’t so heartless). Oh, to be young again. Is it possible to feel so madly, sickeningly in love as one does when they are thirteen, when you swear you’ve seen the face of true love and you could never possibly love again?

Keep in mind while reading this school journal, this was read and graded by my teacher, something I find extremely amusing as a teacher myself, considering some of the stuff that I say. I was one self-absorbed child, that much I’m reminded by reading this, but I suppose that is common for kids at thirteen. I do think though that there are bits of amusing awareness and observance in the midst of my selfish rants.

Enjoy the laugh that this hopefully provides.

“Biggest Pet Peeve” – Sept. 10
I don’t know if it’s my biggest, but it’s up there. That is, idiots who think they are thugs and talk big but they can’t back it up at a fight, whether they don’t show or they have other people to fight with or for them. They also swear every other word and do drugs and actually brag about it in school. If you are going to do it, don’t brag, it’s gay. They also pretend a lot. For instance, they say “I dunno” to an answer in class when they really do. And they also wear the same clothes every day, which may not be all their fault, but they could at least get a paper route or something.

“Love” – Oct. 25
Love is pretty much a joke. People say they love you but they don’t mean it, and you try to tell them you love them, but they don’t listen. I guess true love to me is when you can’t stop thinking about her and you go out of your way to talk to her and when you see her you feel numb and you fall in love with her all over again. You’re not worried about getting in the sack with her, you just would rather spend time with her talking. True love is when you can sit by her and watch her sleep all night.

“Vote for President” – Nov. 2
If I could vote for the president, I wouldn’t vote because they are all idiots. It’s all becoming money and bad talking the other guy. But I really don’t care who wins though. I’m in a pretty bad mood today. I don’t feel like writing about it. I’ll just say one thing. Matt can be a real cock sometimes.

“Dream” – Nov. 15
My dream is to be the champion of shuffleboard. I am a pro. As in professional. My other dream is to marry Meghan, but we all know that’s not going to happen. My new dream is that Bobbie Jo would crawl into an electrical socket and take a bath. Excuse my violence, but she won’t leave me alone.

“Christmas Vacation” – Jan. 2
I got lots of money, I went to the Lube twice, I played basketball, avoided [Girl 1] when she was dying to get me… and the funny thing is, I don’t know why I did that. She’s one of the hottest, probably the second hottest girl in her grade. I don’t know why I’m writing this, I guess I just need to get it out. There’s [Girl 2] whose is perfect in almost every way, the most beautiful girl in our school. But I get mixed messages. She comes to my house over vacation to watch a movie with me and I walk her home and we talk outside for an hour and a half. Then New Years we hang out all night and when we go to bed, we sleep together. Literally, that is… we slept, side by side in a bed with a few other girls. Me and her were using the same pillow and blanket and I could feel her breathing. I know this is corny, but I don’t know. I can’t stop thinking about her. She left her scarf the next day, so I took it home, walked to her house, she came to the door, and I gave it to her. She said, “Thank you so much” and I said, “Well, I’ll see you later” and left. I dunno. I probably don’t have a chance with her because, well, she’s [Girl 2], but maybe. I mean, I still have feelings for [Girl 1], but what can I do? I dunno. Stupid puppy love.

omfg, yes.

Posted in Pop Culture on December 3, 2009 by J. James

It’s a beautiful, beautiful world out there that I’m missing out on.

Posted in Musings on November 29, 2009 by J. James

Public Healthcare: Getting Hit by a Car Hurts

Posted in Link, Politics on November 25, 2009 by J. James

I just wanted to bring attention to a great essay that my friend Jake wrote titled “Public Healthcare: Getting Hit by a Car Hurts.” He does his best to make an argument for public healthcare from an apolitical standpoint.

My favorite bit from the humorous essay has to be when he says that a public healthcare system “has the possibility to benefit all Americans, but its potential could be limited by bipartisan lobotomies,” and he goes on to compare the situation of current healthcare reform to congressmen trying to come to an agreement on what kind of pie to make for a fundraiser. The majority choose apple pie, while others choose onion pie. While one is clearly the better option, the conclusion is made that they will combine the ideas to make everyone happy and apple onion pie is the solution:

The apple pie-ers seek clarification from the Bake-off leader who responds, “My decision was made in the vein of preserving peace and bipartisan reform, and now everyone gets to feel like their idea was part of the solution.” The apple pie-ers retort, “You have taken our delicious idea and doomed it to disappointment by making it taste awful.” The leader responds, “Actually, I think it tastes like democracy.” In a final defiance the apple pie-ers reply, “Really, because we think it tastes like failure.”

Good stuff. The essay is long, but it is thoughtful and well worth the read. Check it out right here and chime in with your comments over there as well.

I was thinking, like I do on occasion.

Posted in Religion on November 20, 2009 by J. James

I was prodded into a debate on politics and religion (more on that particular debate at a later time), where my opponent defended the Old Testament by saying that it needs to be read in context of the time it was written – a fairly common argument – which is why things like stoning your wife if you discover she is not a virgin upon consummating your marriage is a command of God in Deuteronomy that is generally frowned upon.

I wonder though, if the God of Abraham is all-knowing, all-seeing, and all-powerful and he was creating a book that was to be the unarguable tenet of his followers forevermore – a book where he commands you follow his every word, mind you – shouldn’t he have had the foresight to leave out such things? Or if it was acceptable to God and Christians then, why is it no longer? If God changed his mind concerning a prior command, shouldn’t he have his canonical text revised, lest his devout followers be confused? A humble suggestion for said revision: how about a foreword written by the Almighty himself?

I’ve used the “pick and choose” argument plenty of times in the past, but really examining it, God is either a sexist pig who makes Mrs. God get him a beer out of the fridge any times he needs one and is probably pissed about all these rights his followers afford women nowadays or he is just a very illogical being. Since God is, by his own account, infallible (He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. – Deuteronomy 32:4), he cannot be illogical, so it must be the former. Then again, he is a jealous God, and does his jealousy not demonstrate a flaw? Which implies that he is fallible, thus not perfect, at least in our human understanding of the word. Which implies he is able to make mistakes. If he changes his mind to adjust to human society, like what many Christians imply by their pick and choose method of Biblical adherence, then certainly it is possible that he can change his mind on, say, homosexuality. Then again, if he is, in fact, fallible and illogical, he can adjust his mind not based on society, but based on whatever his current mood inspires. Sure, discussing the logic of God is about as productive as discussing the morality of Mickey Mouse, but regardless, anyway you look at it, modern Abrahamic religions have more glaring plot holes than an episode of Lost.

This was a long way of saying that if you claim that the Bible is where you get your morality, I’m going to say that you are full of shit.